Flying Spaghetti Monster...Now in Beany Form

When the emails about the Flying Spaghetti Monster went around, I was completely enamored. I almost considered joining this religion dedicated to a flying spaghetti monster in the sky. (If you are looking for guidance in your religious or spiritual path, check it out here.) Now I see that you can have your very own spaghetti monster, in squeezable, pet-able, lovable (with no possibility of sauce stains) form. Shouldn't every deity be available as a stuffed animal?