Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Starving Socialites Saved!

Thank goodness! FreshDirect, the online grocery and delivery service many New Yorkers have grown to love has expanded. Where? To the Hamptons of course! Now celebs, socialites, and throngs of twenty-something sharing tiny rooms while they try to convince themselves that the experience is:

1. totally worth the money and
2. classier than going to the Jersey shore (you wish!....well, maybe)

will be able to have fresh produce without having to go to the dreaded grocery store. You always wondered why those famous-for-being-famous ladies were so skinny. Now you know, they don't have eating disorders, they're just lazy. Thank you fresh direct. Without you, these ladies may have wasted away and my subscription to US weekly would be worthless.

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