Tuesday, August 02, 2005

On The Lunch Menu Today...

Potatoes on white bread with a side of pasta and a nice cold beer.

That's right, as of today, ATKINS is dead. I know I know, Dr. Atkins died last year, and that is not funny. What is funny is that the Atkins company has gone bankrupt, closing the door on a trend that I reviled from start to finish. I love carbs and always will. I am going to spend the rest of the day going to restaurants spreading the news and asking that the words lo-carb, carb-friendly, carb-tastic, and magically carblicious be removed from all menus.

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